Pillow Talk: Episode Two

*Last night, right after I turned off the lights*

Art: "Whoa. It's dark."

Me: "Yes, Art. That's what happens when you turn off the lights."

Art: "Shhh. Never mind. I was just thinking out loud."

*I get under the covers and Art snuggles close to me*

Art: "Mmm, you smell good. You smell like car fresheners."

Me: ???????????????????????


If you missed Pillow Talk: Episode One, click here. (Hint: the post is not actually titled "Pillow Talk: Episode One." It's titled "Diet Math.")