Pillow Talk: Episode 3

The following conversation took place early in the morning a few days ago. Art was surprisingly wide awake, but I was really groggy and did not want to open my eyes. Art snuggled close to me and started saying silly things to get me to wake up.

Art: "You know what you need? A good morning kiss."

Me: "Hm."

Art: *Whispering* "Tonsil hockey. Tee hee!"

Me: *Mumbling* "I hate hockey."

Art: "Tonsil....reading?"

Me: "Wha...?"

Art: "I don't know. I was just trying to think of something you do like."

Me: "That doesn't even make sense. Tonsil reading....."*Snort* *I start laughing uncontrollably*

Me: "Oh, I'm so tired! That wasn't even that funny!"

Art: "....Yeah. I think you need to put on the long sleeved jacket that ties in the back. Get it? Because it's a straight jacket?"

Me: "Shhh!"