July 14, 2008

How To Freak Out Less Than A Week Before Your Wedding

Step 1: Heave a sigh of relief when the plumber arrives. Hope that you get to use the toilet by the end of the day.

Step 2: Gasp in horror as he opens the laundry room door and you see water ALL OVER the floor!

Step 3: Try to grasp what he's saying about the fact that you don't have toilet problems; you have bigger plumbing problems.

Step 4: Realize how much you take water for granted when he tells you not to use any water until he's done.

Step 5: Hope he's done today.

Step 6: Try to put it out of your mind as you continue eating breakfast with your fiance.

2 comments:

Elleah said...

Whoa, you scared me for a second with your previous post...I thought I would see a toilet with poop in it! Phew!

Jenene said...

No, I would never do that. That's just too gross.