Yesterday I had my drug test for my new job. Since I have three times as many Canadians reading this blog as I do Americans, let me explain: I guess it's a pretty common thing down here (in the US) to do a drug test before you begin your employment.
For the Americans who read this blog and are thinking, "Yeah. Duh", let me explain: the only Canadians doing drug tests before they begin employment are those in government jobs. I have worked at a factory, a restaurant, and an office, and I have never had to do a drug test.
I don't know why it's so common down here, and I don't know why it's so uncommon up in Canada. I'm not complaining. Just making an observation. It was easy, and I'm definitely not worried about passing.
They bumped my start date back, because they just got flooded with a ton of work, so they can't train the new people and finish all that at the same time. I'll be starting on May 19. So I still have nearly two weeks.
In other news, I unraveled the button coaster. I got more than halfway done, but I realized it just wasn't working. Unfortunately, I wasted a lot of yellow thread, but it only cost 39 cents. I still have 12 more colors to choose from.
In conclusion, this is the current flower situation in our yard.
These little blooms appeared on some thorny bushes on the other side of our carport. The bushes looks pretty bland the rest of the year, but are quite rewarding at the moment.
So far, this is the only bloom of its kind. There are at least two rhododendron bushes that will come out with bright pink blooms, but this guy got quite a head-start.
There are a lot of these rhododendrons. Which is fine, except they're blooming on the bushes in the back corner of the house that absolutely nobody sees. Meanwhile, the rhododendrons in the front yard are taking their sweet time. Mostly because they get more shade than the ones in the backyard. But still.
That's all. Stay tuned for tennis pictures, kite-flying pictures, and a clam named Al.